Henry, 2014 - 2023
Henry was beloved by all, even those dudes buying guitar strings, just all too sure of themselves and their abilities to befriend Henry, the Sales Prevention Department Head. “Oh no, sir, don’t engage with him, yeah it’s OK… it’ll just make it worse… Henry!!” But that is indeed the mistake. We don’t befriend him, he befriends us, once we’ve passed the Henry tests. So if you were lucky enough to get a snuggle or a lick or even to witness Henry’s “Magic” Carpet Ride, consider yourself blessed. He was a very good boy. We love you Henry, thank you for protecting us!